Sadie's a WHAT???

I never know what Drew has in his seat in the van. He sits in the back by himself and he accumulates junk and, well, you know how he is- he doesn't clean it out until we make him. Apparently, he was reading the almanac in the car yesterday and he learned something new....

"Hey, Sadie's a b*&%$!"

As most of you know, Sadie is our dog and yes, she is female. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything or it would have been spit out all over the dash. I asked for clarification. He cleared it all up by saying that when she turned one she would be a you-know-what. Right now, she's still a puppy.

I calmly explained to him that while what he said is true that other people have a different definition for that word and that he should not use that word. We'll just call Sadie a girl dog. Hopefully, he won't feel the need to share his knowledge with friends at school today!

(Or be reminded of this conversation by any of my faithful readers!)