Growing the Church

This looks like a great game for those not satisfied with the size of their current church. Maybe my friends on CABC's pastor search committee can get all the pastoral candidate finalists to play this game and anoint the winner as our new pastor....

Mega Church Game

(It's just a joke, by the way. It's not a real game. They'll have to pick a pastor the old-fashioned way. They'll draw a name out of a hat.)

And while we're on the topic of church. You know those ads that CABC runs on the radio with the angelic voices of Brett and Ronda. Maybe we need to spice them up a bit. You know- something like this- to draw in the "monster truck crowd," whoever that might be.

While that ad was made for fun and hasn't actually run on the air, it might. The same guy made a funny airline ad.

(When you saw the title of this post, you thought you might read something profound and informative about church growth, didn't you? I leave the profound to Regina. I stick with inane and satirical.)