Broadband on skin?

And they were about the effects that cell phones have? Imagine your skin being used as a network device.

New technology uses human body for broadband networking

I guess I'm old-fashioned, but shouldn't we be teaching our young people to swap phone numbers before they swap spit?

Martha II

It was pointed out that the picture in the previous post did not show her ankle. This is the one I meant to put out there (but I have to leave the other one so I can still make the bald man joke):



Maybe it should be a dog collar anyway. That would make it really obvious that she is on probation and could be armed and dangerous.

Martha

Well, we can all breathe a little easier now that Martha is out of the slammer. I can finally get the direction I need again as I attempt to turn the hair from the dog's brush and some used motor oil into a beautiful centerpiece.

In all the media that has been out, I noticed something... Do you think looking like Martha was a requirement to take over for her as CEO while she was locked up? To wit:

Martha returning to work, with the fill-in CEO in the background (the lady- not the bald guy)--


BTW, where's electronic monitoring bracelet? Is she getting special treatment?